About
MISSION STATEMENT
To piss off The Onion enough until they start giving us money to stop.
ABOUT THE EDITOR
The story of Ostap Bender is one of a former pimp, narcotics abuser, convicted sex offender, and notoriously generous philanthropist. Because other more established news corporations were reluctant to hire the young talent, he chose to establish his own venture. All proceeds to be donated to child support settlements.
The Editor
robdcomedy
Nice theme , I also like the CHIPS thumbs up pose , it’s reassuring . I saw your post on CL and since you blew your money on mixed race babies and lawyers for the different types of rape you have a passion for I won’t bother you with my resume . I have written comedy in every medium including
ham radio and gang tattoo’s . I won’t send a sample but I will crank
out something that fits your site if you send a topic and what you are
looking for . I have done this before and I’m taller than you , that should be
enough to make you love me . If you want to know more , please ask and
remember I don’t give a shit about your past but I no longer write or
direct kiddie erotica or film .