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		<title>Comment on Percentage Of Mouse Feces In Nutter Butter Cookies Well Within Legal Limits by Trust &#8211; still needed, harder to earn — Success Center USA</title>
		<link>http://globalnewsnetwork.us/2011/07/14/percentage-of-mouse-feces-in-nutter-butter-cookies-well-within-legal-limits/#comment-4236</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Trust &#8211; still needed, harder to earn — Success Center USA]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] where their cats die from contaminants in cat food, they find out there really is an acceptable level of rodent feces in their food, and that deaths from exploding gas tanks apparently are acceptable.  At some point we simply [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] where their cats die from contaminants in cat food, they find out there really is an acceptable level of rodent feces in their food, and that deaths from exploding gas tanks apparently are acceptable.  At some point we simply [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Swiss Army To Add Roach Clip To Knife by Paul</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Paul]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 03:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob, the Swiss remain neutrail on USB ports, fine wines and Hitler.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bob, the Swiss remain neutrail on USB ports, fine wines and Hitler.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Swiss Army To Add Roach Clip To Knife by Bob Eichelberg</title>
		<link>http://globalnewsnetwork.us/2012/05/21/swiss-army-to-add-roach-clip-to-knife/#comment-4219</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bob Eichelberg]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 17:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like the added feature, but why still no USB port?   This makes me think that the suits at Victorinox enact these upgrades just so your old knife becomes obsolete.  Anyway, as long at they keep the corkscrew, I&#039;m fine.  You never know when, during a hike in the mountains, that you might stumble upon a fine wine, such as a 1999 Clos des Lambrays Grand Cru and not have an opener.  

I hate when that happens. 

Bob]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like the added feature, but why still no USB port?   This makes me think that the suits at Victorinox enact these upgrades just so your old knife becomes obsolete.  Anyway, as long at they keep the corkscrew, I&#8217;m fine.  You never know when, during a hike in the mountains, that you might stumble upon a fine wine, such as a 1999 Clos des Lambrays Grand Cru and not have an opener.  </p>
<p>I hate when that happens. </p>
<p>Bob</p>
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		<title>Comment on NY Knicks to Represent Yemen in 2012 Olympics by hohi</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[hohi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 06:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i do enjoy the way you have framed this specific matter.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i do enjoy the way you have framed this specific matter.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Direct Link Between Listening To Barry Manilow Songs and Diabetes Shown by Paul Lander</title>
		<link>http://globalnewsnetwork.us/2012/04/16/direct-link-between-listening-to-barry-manilow-songs-and-diabetes-shown/#comment-3811</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Paul Lander]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 01:11:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rabble, be careful walking by a desert plate, it could kick in any time.  Susan, the scientists are unavaible to comment while they ween off manilow and onto  Osmond methadone maintenance]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rabble, be careful walking by a desert plate, it could kick in any time.  Susan, the scientists are unavaible to comment while they ween off manilow and onto  Osmond methadone maintenance</p>
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		<title>Comment on Direct Link Between Listening To Barry Manilow Songs and Diabetes Shown by susan johnson</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[susan johnson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry....YOUR SCIENTISTS ARE FULL OF CRAP!!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry&#8230;.YOUR SCIENTISTS ARE FULL OF CRAP!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Direct Link Between Listening To Barry Manilow Songs and Diabetes Shown by susan johnson</title>
		<link>http://globalnewsnetwork.us/2012/04/16/direct-link-between-listening-to-barry-manilow-songs-and-diabetes-shown/#comment-3809</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[susan johnson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#039;re scientists are full of crap!!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re scientists are full of crap!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Direct Link Between Listening To Barry Manilow Songs and Diabetes Shown by ribbie</title>
		<link>http://globalnewsnetwork.us/2012/04/16/direct-link-between-listening-to-barry-manilow-songs-and-diabetes-shown/#comment-3799</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ribbie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a young romantic, back before I could even afford to buy an album, I listened to my sister&#039;s copy of Mandy and the song Could It Be Magic from the album pictured above over and over (lol) and can happily report that I do not have diabetes, yet...as far as I know. But those poor rats.  It&#039;s common knowledge that rodents do not like Barry Manilow&#039;s music, they don&#039;t  - and it must have been particularly tortuous on them.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a young romantic, back before I could even afford to buy an album, I listened to my sister&#8217;s copy of Mandy and the song Could It Be Magic from the album pictured above over and over (lol) and can happily report that I do not have diabetes, yet&#8230;as far as I know. But those poor rats.  It&#8217;s common knowledge that rodents do not like Barry Manilow&#8217;s music, they don&#8217;t  &#8211; and it must have been particularly tortuous on them.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 05:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[matter.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>matter.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Nicolas Cage Regains Hearing, Sets to Retire by tinnitus va claims</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[tinnitus va claims]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 15:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
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