WASHINGTON DC, D.C. (USA)
Reports are slowly coming in that North Korean dictator and weird game show enthusiast Kim Jong Il has passed leaving behind a legacy of dictatorship and weird game shows. He will be missed by the two or three people who could actually have proved he existed in the first place.
The people of North Korea are expected to begin competing almost immediately with China for jobs that once belonged to Americans forcing President Obama to make serious faces yet do absolutely nothing. Current dictator of Russia, Vladimir Putin issued a statement of condolence and referenced Michael Mann’s 1992 classic Last of the Mohicans. Official statement is expected from President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran in a fortnight, once the messenger donkey reaches the Capital notifying their government of the news.