CONCORD, NH (USA)

G.O.P. hopeful Mitt Romney has scored two huge victories in the first two contests of the GOP primary.  As many political analysts project Romney to compete for the Presidential seat against current President Barack Obama, political analysts have begun trying to predict who Romney will choose as his running mate to hold that potential Vice President seat.  Early projections have shown that the top contender could actually be a cross party partnership between the G.O.P. and the Empire Party, teaming with long time Empire Party favorite Darth Vader.

The partnership between the two parties to take down Democratic powerhouse Barack Obama is a surprise to some, as the two parties have more differences than they do similarities.  For example Romney has been accused of having socialist policies in the past. His healthcare initiatives, or “Romney Care” has been compared to Barack Obama’s (or “Obama Care”), so some would find it curious that he would team up with Vader, whose policies to crush the rebellion have often been called “Big Government” and “Socialist.”

If anything, the only common denominator between the two candidates, besides being extremely photogenic, are their deep rooted religious backgrounds.  They have a history of being pro life, but support the Death Penalty (Vader once destroyed an entire planet).  Many however have thought that Vader’s extreme religious views have been a detriment to the effectiveness of his policies.  One critic was quoted as saying, “Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the rebels’ hidden fortress.”

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