A Medical Marijuana hot house in California caught on fire sending clouds of THC-filled smoke into the air.  At a press conference, a police spokesman told reporters, “I’ve never seen the town this happy before.”  A local reporter asked: “What?  People are happy to see a local business burn down?”  “No,” the spokesman said, “I’ve never seen them actually this happy.  Apparently, inhaling the fumes had a positive effect on everyone.” And, residents at a local senior facility reported they haven’t felt this pain free in years.  The only down side to the Cannabis-filled smoke was an increase in appetite among some local pets who somehow got into a local supermarket and ate everything in the snack aisle.


Paul Lander is Writer/Prod and Consult/Producer of XM/Sirius’s “Hey, Get Off My Lawn.”