MTV’s Real World announced its latest destination – Nome, Alaska. An MTV spokeswoman insisted the choice was not made because the show had already been everywhere else. In fact, the MTV Spokeswoman related, “Five super hot horny hunks, five nympho-maniacal, surgical-enhanced, amoral coeds with only each other to generate heat. Trust us; the pipe line won’t be the only thing getting laid in Alaska.” MTV believes its formula of promiscuous young people; plenty of Alcohol and a place where the nights are 18 hours long should make Alaska party central. Nome cast members will call a 10,000 square foot, totally state of the art igloo home. And, to the question of how maintaining MTV hipness factor, MTV responded that it’s all in how you look at it. For example, one person’s spare fishing is another person’s “all you can eat, live Sushi bar.”

Paul Lander is a Writer/Prod and Consultant/Producer of XM/Sirius’s “Hey, Get Off My Lawn.”