contractorBROOKLYN, NY

A Greenpoint contractor was awarded the annual Achievement Award this morning for breaking a long standing attendance record by only showing up an hour late each day during the course of this last year. Award recipient Mike Matzolapolos is expected to be present at the ceremony this Sunday slated to start an hour after the scheduled start time, “but they should start two hours later if they want to see the other nominees,” added Chairman of the Academy Paulie Gazzo.

This years recipient is not without controversy as critics are pointing out Mr. Matzolapolos record on inflating charges to at least twice, sometimes three times the original estimated price. These claims are being taken seriously as they would break the Bensonhurst Pact of 1945 in which a declared range of 120% to 180% mandatory inflation of estimated price, not more and especially not less.