ukrainianLVIV, UKRAINE

Earlier this morning Oleg Marshenko entered his community massage parlor believing he knew what to expect. Although he had never received a massage before he had seen them performed many times before on television and in cinema.

Oleg explained his initial reasons for entering the spa, “I had a pain in my shoulders, a tightness. I thought this would be a good method to rid my ailment.” He described the massage as being soothing and an instant success as a remedy for his back pain. “The young lady then asked me to roll over, I was confused.”

Oleg followed the masseuse’s instructions and waited curiously. “She asked me if I’d be interested in a hand job. I was astounded. At first I thought she was joking, but she was already playing with my balls.” Oleg accepted the offer and immediately contacted his friends with his new found discovery. Oksana Belantina, the masseuse who provided the hand job refused to comment however her colleague, who is known to provide similar services was eager to describe the trade.

“Sure, it’s great money and you get no dirtier than a butcher.” It should be noted that master butcher is a leading and respected regional profession. The news only became more shocking.  “Some men,” she continued, “attend the spa strictly for the hand jobs.”

These findings are expected to send shock waves through the therapeutic services industry. Several weekend spa retreats have already reported an increase in bookings but not from their usual clients. “I used to have to beg my husband to go and now we’re locked in for three weekends in a row,” cheered a Lviv local while her husband packed several bottles of baby oil.

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