LupeLAS VEGAS, NV (USA)

Billionaire tech giant Sir James Dyson chose this years Electronics Tech Expo in Las Vegas to reveal the newest addition to his vacuum cleaner line, Lupe Sanchez. Already making waves, Lupe Sanchez is expected to revolutionize the home appliance industry once she hits the market in early April.

Lupe comes equipped with two arms and a replaceable apron, as well as several children that from time to time will be found scattered throughout your house and in warmer weather, backyard. A suggested manufacturer price has not yet been set, however, analysts are predicting a high number as a result of the easy return policy.

Sir James Dyson spoke briefly about the steps that led to the design of the new vacuum. “After years of trying to figure out the most efficient way to vacuum your house we finally figured it out,” explained Dyson, “have someone else do it.” When asked about other products in the new line of home appliances, Dyson hinted at several details. The Magda Nazwisko will be revealed in June at the Tampa Bay Tech Expo and is expected to have large forearms and steal your silverware.

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