WASHINGTON, DC – In preparation for a possible 2016 presidential campaign, Hillary Clinton has released a series of pictures of herself alongside a paid actor depicting a loving couple. The suave stranger, identified as former president Bill Clinton, claimed his involvement in the photo shoot to be strictly professional with no political motive. Top political analysts claim the photo campaign to be nothing more than an attempt for the Clinton camp to portray family values, a popular topic amongst key voter demographics. The use of an actor for the campaign has caused backlash from both the public and the media. “She needs to show everyone that she’s a family woman,” explained Fox News commentator Charles Krauthammer, “in reality she barely knows this man.” Additional controversy began to develop as it was discovered that the paid actor had a criminal track record of sexual offenses including harassment in the workplace.

In an attempt to salvage pubic opinion, the Clinton camp has hired legendary political campaign manager James Carville.  His first action, he claimed, was to establish the suave model at the center of the controversy a leading role on the upcoming season of The Bachelor. Hillary Clinton is projected to win the ’16 campaign with an astounding majority of the vote when American’s are reminded of the Republican waged War on Women.

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